Back story: I was trying to find an obituary for a gentleman who passed away in the last town we lived in. He was the unofficial town greeter and would sit out on his front lawn and wave at everybody who passed by as long as the temperature wasn't too cold. People who lived there got to kind of expect it and it was charming. Anyhow, I was trying to figure out which funeral home he'd likely be at, and that town is backwards and the funeral homes are self segregated (oh yeah. Blech!), and I found a web address for one of them. It was www.whopassedon.com, and I swear to you, I read that not as Who Passed On, but as Whoop Assed On. Yeah. I need help.