I was just at work and was recapping my doctor's appointment for my boss and her assistant. I was telling them how I pretty much freaked during the bloodwork and reenacted my "scene" complete with me saying "I can do this! I can do this! I'm about to birth a baby out of my vagina! I can get this stupid bloodwork. I. GOT. THIS!".
At which point I turn around to see my boss's super conservative/religious step dad looking at me like I have lost my freaking mind. Both my boss and her assistant along with the other agent in the officed burst out laughing, but her step dad was so embarrassed her just blushed and went in his office. I cannot believe I just yelled out "vagina" in front of that man.
I am never living this down! Ugh. Mortifying.