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c&p - every sperm is sacred

It would just CRUSH HER

This chick is crazy.


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Re: c&p - every sperm is sacred

  • EW.  ABORT (not the baby.  the relationship).

    My best friend who is 2weeks out from her EDD is the opposite of me but her DH is being weird about sex while she is pregnant, which is fine, but he didn't even get out of bed when he decided to have a date with rosey palmer and she was still awake. She told me she was crying while it was all going on because it made her feel like he didn't want her anymore. 


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  • Seriously.  There are women who "don't allow" their husbands to do this?  I just don't get it.
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  • Okay.  Let me rephrase my previous position.

    Dude doing what he needs to do...in private:  A-okay.

    Dude going to town on himself while wife is laying next to him crying...I have no words.

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  • HE'S MASTURBATED ONCE IN 14 YEARS?????????

     

    HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhhahahahahHahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • No one would suffer more than me if that was a rule in my house.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • image DinabethL:
    Sex is not a completely necessary bodily function, and it does require self control sometimes.

    DISAGREE.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • image AngieP900:
    No one would suffer more than me if that was a rule in my house.

    AND HOW!

     

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  • image BobLoblaw:

    HE'S MASTURBATED ONCE IN 14 YEARS?????????

     

    HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhhahahahahHahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

     

    HA my thoughts exactly!

  • I rubbed one out this morning and it was quite nice.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • If he wasn't masturbating, wouldn't he be having wet dreams on the regular?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • image _Fenton:
    I rubbed one out this morning and it was quite nice.

    You wake up an hour early for masturbating?  Thats some dedication! 

  • I won't even touch the topic of the guy completely disregarding his crying wife since that's despicable.  

    I wonder how an adult enters into a relationship where there are rules about masturbation and where one person seeks to control the other's sexuality. Why would you ever agree to that?

  • image WendyToo:

    image _Fenton:
    I rubbed one out this morning and it was quite nice.

    You wake up an hour early for masturbating?  Thats some dedication! 

    i'd rather have coffee.  orgasms make me dumb(er)

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  • I've never understood why some people think masturbation has anything to do with your partner.  Sometimes you just want a quick O.
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  • image FallinAgain:
    I've never understood why some people think masturbation has anything to do with your partner.  Sometimes you just want a quick O.

    Exactly. There are times when you don't want to bother with the time and kissing and other person when a couple minutes and some dirty thoughts will do the trick. 

     

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  • image WendyToo:

    image _Fenton:
    I rubbed one out this morning and it was quite nice.

    You wake up an hour early for masturbating?  Thats some dedication! 

    I wake up way earlier than I need to naturally. I either 'bate or clean my house. Today I did both!

    ETA: sometimes I also play Call of Duty in the morning. I can't go too long without it. A little Hardcore Kill Confirmed is better than coffee.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • I 'bate to fall asleep, not to wake up so that wouldn't work for me.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • The discovery that I can actually watch youporn on my phone has been great for me.
  • "Snuggle under the sheets" is she banging him or are they furries?

    Ignoring everything else in here.

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  • Yeah, he probably does it all the time when she's not home.
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    Welcome to my dojo.
  • image _Fenton:
    image WendyToo:

    image _Fenton:
    I rubbed one out this morning and it was quite nice.

    You wake up an hour early for masturbating?  Thats some dedication! 

    I wake up way earlier than I need to naturally. I either 'bate or clean my house. Today I did both!

    ETA: sometimes I also play Call of Duty in the morning. I can't go too long without it. A little Hardcore Kill Confirmed is better than coffee.

    you should just put this on lavalife or match.com and wait for the offers to roll in

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  • image samfish2bcrab:
    image _Fenton:

    I wake up way earlier than I need to naturally. I either 'bate or clean my house. Today I did both!

    ETA: sometimes I also play Call of Duty in the morning. I can't go too long without it. A little Hardcore Kill Confirmed is better than coffee.

    you should just put this on lavalife or match.com and wait for the offers to roll in

    The problem there is the same problem I have in life. Plenty of turds also find these traits appealing.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
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