During my lunchtime bathroom break, I noticed my face was all red. At first I just thought it was because my blood pressure was up from dealing with a difficult kid. But then I noticed it was traveling down my neck and looks like a bunch of tiny red spots. It hadn't been there an hour earlier or at least not noticeably so.
I didn't eat anything strange, I don't wear makeup, and I wasn't using anything different in the classroom. It's not itchy or anything but like an idiot, I mentioned it to my mom on the phone and she's all "Call the doctor first thing in the morning."
So what say you, is it:
A) some weird pregnancy thing
2) an allergy to my students
purple) burst blood vessels from holding in "Are you effing kidding me?" at my student's repeated shenanigans
MedievalTimes) a mysterious face plague