Listen, people with kids. Don't even bother saying, "We should get together sometime," when what you really mean is, "You should come over and watch me take care of my baby since I don't like to leave the house before she goes to bed or while she's sleeping, aka never." I'm tired of doing the "Well, I could get out for a half hour around 6:30, but I'd need to be home by 7 p.m., or actually more like 6:50" dance where you pretend that you still maintain something that resembles an adult social life. It's time we all give up and acknowledge you are RBTTF and maybe we'll be friends again sometime when this kid goes away to college.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse