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DH and I checked out a new XX-X shop in town for the first time today. I've been to a few of those, but lemme tell you, I saw some... things... that I had never seen before. Like an *ahem* that was bigger around and longer than my arm from shoulder to elbow.
I felt like I needed some eye bleach and a bucket of holy water by the time I walked out of that joint.