Here are some student and E sayings to make you laugh!
2nd grader to teacher: "Mrs. J is having a baby!"
Teacher: "Did she tell you that?"
2nd grader: "No, but have you SEEN her tummy??"
3rd grader #1: "Mrs. J, are you having a baby?"
3rd grader #2: "I knew it! You used to be skinny and now you're not!"
E: "When I fart at Jennifer's (daycare) I have to say excuse me. When I fart at home, you just laugh!"
E: "Mom, I pooped today. It was really big, but it wasn't funny."