My sister is 20, pregnant and getting married in less than two months. I love her, but she is my worst enemy at times.
When talking about planning her wedding she spouted out this gem "Missa, you are going to be last one to get married and probably the last one to have a kid. Ha." Gee really? I think that is pretty damn obvious because one of my two siblings is married and openly TTC, and my other sibling is six months pregnant and getting married in August, so duh.
The second prize winner came out with in the blue at lunch. "O.M.G. Missa. You are going to be SO OLD when you get married now. No really. You are 25 now, you will be 27 when you get married and the soonest you can have a kid is 28. That is so old. Think about it, you'll be like fifty when the kid is twenty. So old." She keeps acting like I am some over the hill desperate bride with dried up eggs.