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She in the Interwebz PI.
She once had a ridiculous blog created about her. I think she's the sole recipient of that honor.
Re: Bethie Knowledge
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
She isn't just the interwebz PI. She knows ALL.
She likes beer.
She will hopefully be moving into a pretty new apartment soon. However, it is a pale comparison to the HGTV Dream Home that she always hopes to win.
Bethie is Bronson Arroyo's one and only fan.
She also roams the forests of the Pacific Northwest, searching in vain for a DMV that will give Bobsquatch a driver's license.
Gets very angry when she's sleepy, and may try to strangulate you if you keep her up.
Gave some consideration to buying a bar and living above it.
Does not like being in the car too long.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Book Review Blog
If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Hey, the blog was about both of us! Something about Jack Sprat.
Husband makes his own beer.
Tortures herself by apartment hunting before she's ready to rent.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I swore someone already mention Molly. Guess not.
HAS (ONE OF) THE BEST DOGGIES IN THE WORLD.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Named her dog after beer.
Does an excellent Shelly impersonation.
Will find everything you do so hilarious that it makes he cry and pee her pants, giving you a huge ego boost.
Lives in the bitter barn.
Served cheese at her wedding. CHEESE. I mean, really. What was she thinking?
Looked like a tank in her wedding dress.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Bethie was my first GTG.
She used to live in Arizona, then stealthily moved to Boston. OOT tried to out her secret move like, 30 times.
Pinkfugalilovorshawnwhatever posted her real name and place of work and a surprising number of lurkers came out of the cracks to get the posts pushed off the main page.
She used to drive a Beetle.
She's a crafty biitch, but she never updates her blog.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
AGHHHGGGHGHHGHGHHHH
DON'T DO THAT WITHOUT WARNING
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Her MIL loves Mardi Gras and will take any opportunity to mention it and will contribute tacky Mardi Gras decorations to any event.
Once made her MIL a Mardi Gras scarf which was completely unappreciated.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
Awww, you guys...
I really did have good hair as a child.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
is from Buffalo and hates Tom Brady,the Patriots and all their fans.
Except me.
Is published!
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
took really cute engagement pictures with Groomz
once asked me if I was a blueblood
followed the adventures of EliNicole and Matty, until they broke up and disappeared
provided endless entertainment with her sleuthing ways
is as obsessed with football as I am
Half of everything she says is in a low-pitched cartoonish manvoice.
She once drove past the highway exit to my house on a cross-country drive but didn't stop to say hi.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Oh my God. This is probably my favorite Bethie fun fact.
knows absoultely everything about everyone.
Can find the best gems of the past in a moment's notice.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
You break out a very similar voice from time to time. Maybe it was inspired by Bethie's?
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse