Dear ex, you are a d-bag. Not only did you not send your son a Christmas gift until the 17th of December, you sent it incorrectly (if you actually attempted it, I am not sure I believe your often lying-ass), so your son has not received any sort of gift from you. Yes, it was nice that I had your son Skype you on Christmas Day, but that did not mean that you would not have visitation like normal on Sunday. We waited by the computer for over an hour for you to not show up. You are a total douche. Your summer visitation is the only thing preventing me from enrolling R in the German school in town; I wish you would recognize what a fantastic opportunity this is for him. It's not all about you. Try to think of someone else for a change.
Dear lady at the passport office, I realize it sucks that you had to work this week, but that doesn't mean you need to be rude to me. I was not being difficult and did everything I was told to do. I will be back tomorrow. Please either not be there or be a bit nicer. Thanks.
Dear Hugh Hefner & fiance, you're gross. 60 years age difference is crazy and just gross. Dude, that's like your Grandpa!! Eewww.
Dear mother nature, lay off of the snow already. We don't have anywhere else to shovel it aside from ontop of my car in the carport.
Dear DS & DD, you have both been so fantastic lately. I cannot believe how much you're both learning. Every day is something new. DS I am so excited that you are becoming so independent and have been playing with friends in the back yard, sledding and whatnot. DD you are doing so well walking. You're practically running and you are stinking cute while doing it.
Dear Dh, you rock. I cannot imagine how dull life would be without you. I love you!
Dear mom & dad, only 2.5 weeks and you'll be here. I am really excited
Dear post office, where are the other boxes that have not arrived yet? If someone sends two boxes on the same day, I should, in theory, get both boxes on the same day. Where are those missing two boxes??
Dear God, Thank you for another great year. Life is good