Sex & Romance
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email [email protected]

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

TMI: Ear sex troubles

Hi nesties.  I have been lurking on the site for a while, but I never post.  My husband and I have been married for almost 11 years and we wanted to spice things up a bit. We read online that some young people have attempted "ear sex."

My husband is not necessarily well endowed and something he could try is ear intercourse.  We achieved the expected results and though it was pleasurable for him, I have been experiencing some difficulties.  I have had an ear infection that led to bleeding, and my hearing in that ear has been cloudy. If anyone else has tried this, please tell me what to do.  My husband enjoys it so much, but at the same time it is hurting me, not mentally but physically. Any ideas? Thanks.

Re: TMI: Ear sex troubles

  • Maybe you should let him try it in your nose instead.
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • That gives the quote "Friends, Romans and countrymen lend me your ear" a whole new ring.

  • i can't decide if this is the most awesome MUD ever, or the lamest.

    Judges?

    Thanks to our wonderful RE our family is complete!
    DS #1 10.12.12
    DS #2 10.24.14

    image
    image
  • They just had an episode about this on Family Guy...
    [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/4tof9e.jpg[/IMG]
    <a href="http://www.thenest.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Free Recipes"><img src="http://global.thenest.com/tickers/tt11459c.aspx" alt="ExerciseMilestone" border="0" /></a>
    <a href="http://www.thenest.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Real Estate"><img src="http://global.thenest.com/tickers/tt11459e.aspx" alt="ExerciseMilestone" border="0" /></a>
  • imagecarcrashheart:

    i can't decide if this is the most awesome MUD ever, or the lamest.

    Judges?

    I'm kind of amused.  

  • imageclseale13:
    They just had an episode about this on Family Guy...
    ?"All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share."
    Visit The Nest! image
    Anniversary
    GP buddy to blenderdance
    Lilypie First Birthday tickers
  • I must say...if your dh's penis fits in yiur ear you've got more important issues than an ear infection.
  • imagemlm1128:
    I must say...if your dh's penis fits in yiur ear you've got more important issues than an ear infection.

    This was my first thought when I read this earlier. Then I did the internet version of the point and laugh.

    image
    my to-read shelf:
    Alix's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (to-read shelf)
    image
    34/150
  • I say a hearing is in order for your H.

     

     

  • DH and I always find it's better when we use plenty of lube.
    imageVisit The Nest! Love to scrapbook!
  • I cannot tell if you all are taking this seriously or not.  Please consider my feelings and my physical pain when replying to this post.  I am sure most of you have had vaginal bleeding in your lives when having intercourse.  My problem with my ears is no different than that.  I have tried ear drops but they have not helped the issue.  Any ideas?
  • WTF do you think will happen when you put foreign substances in your ear?  duh  Go to a doctor!
    imageVisit The Nest! Love to scrapbook!
  • lube + condom since your ear canal is sensitive to his love juice.

    ywia.

  • On behalf of all the PP's, I apologize for not taking you seriously.  Please be more specific about your problem, we're all ears now.
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • I have been lurking on the nest boards for a while now. I'm responding to this post mainly because the topic is SOMEWHAT related to my profession. And it made me giggle.

    First of all, it is impossible for you to have sexual intercourse in the ear canal. I'm sure most people know from experience that you can't even fit your pinky finger in your ear canal, let alone your husband's penis. Unless, of course, it's smaller than 35mm.

    Second, if your husband SOMEHOW ejaculated into your ear and you've been bleeding, you very well may have ruptured your eardrum. Get to an otologist or ENT.

    Third, this is the most ridiculous post I've ever seen. If it holds even a drop of truth then you need find other ways to have sex.

  • imageEarDoc:

    Third, this is the most ridiculous post I've ever seen. If it holds even a drop of truth then you need find other ways to have sex.

    Like! Yes

  • Family Guy did this as an episode.
  • Shuddup. 
    [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/2hdbjac.jpg[/IMG]
    <a href="http://alterna-tickers.com"><img src="http://alterna-tickers.com/tickers/generated_tickers/1/1cpdsk3na.png" border="0" alt="AlternaTickers - Cool, free Web tickers"></a>
  • This has led to the new phrase. Once you go black, you go deaf. 
    <a href="http://www.thebump.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Trying to Conceive"><img src="http://global.thebump.com/tickers/ttf7be8.aspx" alt=" Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker" border="0" /></a>
    [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/28v7tl0.jpg[/IMG]
  • imagemlee116:
    Maybe you should let him try it in your nose instead.

     

    Yes 

    Jennie, Mom to 1 toddler, 2 crazy dogs and a guinea pig!





  • you must have really big ears.  best post i've ever read!
    Sawyer Quinn (09/06/06), Rory Keaton (04/07/08) and Kinsley Saffron (10/12/10). Forever and ever my babies they'll be. A rose can say "I love you",orchids can enthrall,but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,yes, that says it all.~Author Unknown
    Image and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPic Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Sign In or Register to comment.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards