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If you had asymmetrical labia

and you could get free surgery to get them evened out (by reducing the bigger one), would you do it?

Let's say you had excessive flaps.

Would you consider it?

(related to circ discussion -- someone seemed surprised I would want flabby beef curtains cut off.  I figured most people would.)

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Re: If you had asymmetrical labia

  • If I worked in porn yes. Otherwise no.
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  • I might think about it in an "If I could change something about my body, it'd be ..." but I would never seriously do it.

    Edited to add: This is only because I'm a grown-up. I wouldn't begrudge anyone if they got my flaps chopped when I was a baby and too young to remember/understand.

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  • how on earth do you get free plastic surgery? that's the real question here.
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    Well, I know a girl in college who's stuff was widely known as hanging roast beef, so rather than being known by that, I'd consider it.  I think if you're (in general) conscious of it, it's something to consider. I never thought about my curtains, so to speak, so it's not a surgery for me, but I can relate on other things physically- just making yourself feel better.
  • hmmm on second thought I wonder if asymetrical labia is like a fetish and I could make more money in porn if I had them? If so, then no I would not.

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    I might think about it in an "If I could change something about my body, it'd be ..." but I would never seriously do it.

    Edited to add: This is only because I'm a grown-up. I wouldn't begrudge anyone if they got my flaps chopped when I was a baby and too young to remember/understand.

    I'd have to say I'm on the opposite side of the fence on that one.  I'm pretty sure I'd be freaked the foff out to know my parents had my baby girl bits chopped off because they were lopsided. Unless my mom was Jarbaby, in which case I'd already have a pretty good understanding of the level of crazy that exists there. And she'd need those out of the way so she'd have a better view for her daily hymen checks

    (Disclaimer: I didn't read any of the circ debate, so if there was some medical need for a baby's "excessive flaps" being chopped that I am unaware about, I may stand corrected. But as it stands, I find it completely icky)

  • If I had weird looking labia, I'd be open to getting them chopped off.

    The free plastic surgery is only in theory because typically circumcision is covered by insurance.  If you're paying thousands of dollars for the labia surgery, the comparison isn't equal. 

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  • Haha, no worries, Shamwow. In REALITY reality, I would be freaked if my parents were all judging my labia. I just wanted to play the other side of the circumcision coin. Mostly because I've been with uncut and I wasn't so much a fan so I'd likely get any son of mine cut.
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    Haha, no worries, Shamwow. In REALITY reality, I would be freaked if my parents were all judging my labia. I just wanted to play the other side of the circumcision coin. Mostly because I've been with uncut and I wasn't so much a fan so I'd likely get any son of mine cut.

    Maybe I am just not detail oriented but I don't really think it makes any difference at all.

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  • The un-cut guy I was with was very fastidious about hygiene but there was always some gunk under there and it grossed me out. Plus it just smelled/tasted different. I didn't much like it. Personal preference. I realize not everyone feels the same.

    I DO wonder if any girls (or guys) see a cut wang and thing "Not bad, but I wish he still had some foreskin!"

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    there was always some gunk under there and it grossed me out. Plus it just smelled/tasted different. I didn't much like it.

    whashesaid.

     I never gave my labia much thought but now I'm paranoid my are uneven or weird and feel like I need to go check them out. I would not have surgery on them if they were weird, only because I am deathly askeered of any kind of surgery/needles.

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    If I had weird looking labia, I'd be open to getting them chopped off.

    The free plastic surgery is only in theory because typically circumcision is covered by insurance.  If you're paying thousands of dollars for the labia surgery, the comparison isn't equal. 

    Not always. Male circ is considered "cosmetic surgery" by many ins companies and is not covered.

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  • hypothetically, could you tie them together around the crotch of your panty?

    if yes, then I would!

    If I had to tuck one side into my sock, then I would too.

    If it was throwing off my balance, because one side was so much heavier, then I would.

    if I just had a minor asymmetry...probably not.

    one side of my inners (tmi, woot.) tore right in half during a baby birthing incident (the baby was coming out of MY vagine.) and I had to pee through a funnel for weeks because it hurt so goddamn badly.

    it would have to be  apretty jank labe for me to want to suffer any unnecessary trauma in my nethers again.

    Im ALL about getting a boob job, though!

    Tarnation!

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    hypothetically, could you tie them together around the crotch of your panty?

    if yes, then I would!

    If I had to tuck one side into my sock, then I would too.

    If it was throwing off my balance, because one side was so much heavier, then I would.

    if I just had a minor asymmetry...probably not.

    one side of my inners (tmi, woot.) tore right in half during a baby birthing incident (the baby was coming out of MY vagine.) and I had to pee through a funnel for weeks because it hurt so goddamn badly.

    it would have to be  apretty jank labe for me to want to suffer any unnecessary trauma in my nethers again.

    Im ALL about getting a boob job, though!

    I love everything about this comment. Except the ripping part. YEEE-OUCH.

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  • image EdithBouvierBeale:

    hypothetically, could you tie them together around the crotch of your panty?

    if yes, then I would!

    If I had to tuck one side into my sock, then I would too.

    If it was throwing off my balance, because one side was so much heavier, then I would.

    if I just had a minor asymmetry...probably not.

    one side of my inners (tmi, woot.) tore right in half during a baby birthing incident (the baby was coming out of MY vagine.) and I had to pee through a funnel for weeks because it hurt so goddamn badly.

    it would have to be  apretty jank labe for me to want to suffer any unnecessary trauma in my nethers again.

    Im ALL about getting a boob job, though!

    you seem to have thought a lot about this.

     

    so where is the circ debate? I am always amazed by what people think other people should do with their sons' penises

  • The debate is on PC&E.  I have no issues of uncircumcised penises.  My guy isn't and I have never found any "gunk" on his penis and it smells no different than any other penis.  All penises cut or uncut look the same when they are hard, so I see no issue.  If I have boys I highly doubt I will have them circumcised. 

    If my labia was large I would have surgery.  I would think just for the fact that sex would be uncomfortable. But I find the comparison of a large labia and a circumcised penis to be ridiculous.

     

  • If I'm not willing to yank mah hairs for aesthetic reasons, I don't think surgery is going to be an option.

    Also, am I the only one whose labia, you know, feels good? I can't see wanting less, barring gait-changing circumstances. 

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  • Oh, and let's not forget the cautionary tale of Princess Marie Bonaparte.
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  • My position on circumcision is that I'd probably do it because I think uncut penises are kind of yuck.  As I pointed out, I've still done the sex with an uncut wiener, so it's not like I'm a bigot. But if I was giving detailed preferences for a perfect man, I would go with circumcised if given the choice.
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  • Miles' bris wasn't covered by insurance. 

    I've never even seen an uncircumcised wiener live before. 

    I'm pretty sure that unless my labia approached freakish levels, I would opt out of the surgery, free or not.

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  • image Novemberrocks:
    I'm pretty sure that unless my labia approached freakish levels, I would opt out of the surgery, free or not.

    Yes.  I would have to be approaching some real oddity before I'd consider vag surgery.  (Mouse, I know it's not actually vaginal surgery)


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  • No labia cutting.   I've already had my vagina cut and stretched and recovered from that, ain no way I'm doing any surgery downt here just for looks.   

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  • image Novemberrocks:

    Miles' bris wasn't covered by insurance. 

    I've never even seen an uncircumcised wiener live before. 

    I'm pretty sure that unless my labia approached freakish levels, I would opt out of the surgery, free or not.

    I'm thissing all up in this joint. Ethan's circ wasn't covered by our insurance, but we have pretty crappy insurance.

    I've never seen an uncircumcised wiener. I honestly didn't care either way, but Zane strongly wanted it done. I left that one totally up to him.

    I have no desire to have surgery in my nether regions. At this point, there is only one person consistently seeing it, so there really isn't a point. He's already watched a baby coming out of it. I don't think he's going to care if it's wonky.  

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  • this thread is HILARIOUS.

    I would totally have my meatflaps cut down if they swung to and fro.  I do not want to tie them in a knot, or in a bow.  Nor do I care to throw them over my shoulder, like a continnental soldier.  If my meatflaps hung low.

    I once totally cut one in half whilst trimming the area before prom (I've told this story before).  It was AMAZING how quickly that shiz healed (not in time to do the sex after prom, to my bf's chagrin).  It's so vascular that it would recover very well with any surgery or tear. 

    Also, I will just say, that area is pretty swollen for me right now due to the pregnancy.  Sometimes it can be uncomfortable to walk or my underpants catch them in a weird way.  It's not just a vainity thing--low meaty flaps would just be uncomfy.

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  • I honestly have no idea how my meatflaps compare to others'.  So they would have to be pretty obviously weird and obnoxious to walk with for me to even realize that there was something amiss.  That being said, if I could have free surgery to fix them, I don't think I would look a gift horse in the labia.
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    Yes.  I would have to be approaching some real oddity before I'd consider vag surgery.  (Mouse, I know it's not actually vaginal surgery)

    Eh, after the nurse kept referring to my vag as my bottom (am I chicken?) this seems like a minor offense. 

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  • I was so confused in the hospital after giving birth when the nurses kept asking how my bottom was. 
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    I was so confused in the hospital after giving birth when the nurses kept asking how my bottom was. 

    Mine definitely differentiated the two. They made a point of telling me when they were checking for hemorrhoids.  Um....thanks. 

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  • I cannot answer this, since I have forgotten what my vagina looks like.

    But probably not. Like PP, I would entertain the *** out of a boob job.

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