Here are mine:
I had to look at the calendar to see if it was Friday. I summer!
My mother is crazy. CRAZY I tell you! DH has been remodeling the kitchen (yeah, I know...) and hasn't cut the grass. It's been driving her NUTS. She came to my house this morning and has been working in my yard because she's bored. She was whining because she didn't want to go shopping because she wouldn't find anything and she needed to do some manual labor. And I know she's itching to come clean the inside of my house, too, but I have to draw the line somewhere.
I am not helping her because I have a paper to write for grad school that's due tomorrow that I haven't even started on. I, who pride myself in not procrastinating, have gone and done it. But I got a not so good score on my last paper and I don't wanna do another one ( Grad school is hard!