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Another of Smock's volcanoes is about to protest!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37371442/ns/world_news-europe

Stop the insanity, people.  The pro-bacon army can only do so much.  Even if you don't like bacon, you must insist that Smock find another way to dispose of it (perhaps giving it to the PBA??) or her bacon volcanoes are going to destroy the environment!!

 

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Re: Another of Smock's volcanoes is about to protest!

  • Thank you, Geek for this crucial and riveting evidence in support of the pro-bacon community.

    Smock? Pllbbb!!

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  • Volcanoes are natural. It is bacon that is unnatural. 
  • That's not much of a defense for one of your creations that's going to screw up the environment, Smock!
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  • image Geek_Girl:
    That's not much of a defense for one of your creations that's going to screw up the environment, Smock!

    Geek, you must have me confused with someone else. I didn't create volcanoes. Volcanoes are nature's perfect destroying machines, a little bacon won't disrupt the natural pattern of volcanic explosions. 

  • Apparently "the proof is in the pudding" in this case.  Your bacon volcanoes are going to destroy the planet!  Just hand over any bacon you find and the PBA will handle it accordingly.
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  • There is absolutely no scientific evidence connecting Icelandic volcanic activity with an increase of bacon-volcano percentages. Until the scientific community can reach a consensus my plans will go forward unchanged.
  • image Geek_Girl:
    Apparently "the proof is in the pudding" in this case.

    Actually, the idiom is, "the proof of the pudding is in the tasting".  Since you can hardly expect the anti-bacon faction to taste such an abomination of nature, you don't really have any proof.

    If it would help calm the nerves of the PBA I personally would be willing to switch from a bacon volcano to a bacon bonfire, though I can't see that a bonfire would be any more environmentally friendly.  No, the solution is to stop producing bacon altogether.

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    No, the solution is to stop producing bacon altogether.

    You've hit the nail on the head, Broc, good work. The bacon volcano is only a stop-gap measure at best. Our next move should probably be throwing bacon-mills into volcanoes.  

  • Seems to me that volcanoes are PRO-BACON, then.  I mean, if you have to throw the whole bacon-mill in...
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  • Y'know, Smock, you can always rid yourself of bacon by throwing it to the BNOTB Baconphiles.  We will gladly get rid of it for you Wink

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    Y'know, Smock, you can always rid yourself of bacon by throwing it to the BNOTB Baconphiles.  We will gladly get rid of it for you Wink

    Shadow, would your Baconphiles be willing to join the PBA in fighting against this injustice?

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  • Post on Tuesday, and you might get a few more Baconphiles interested in the PBA.  We are currently working on getting t-shirts made, as we are very invested in our Pro-Bacon lifestyles.

    If loving bacon is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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