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Weird Masturbation Question

I read the board but have never posted.  I just wanted to know if any of you have noticed weird masturbation habits about your significant others?  My husband whacks off in a tissue but instead of throwing it away, he hides it in the house.  I found a stash of used tissues under the mattress of our guest room!  Is that weird?  Should I talk to him about it or let it go as a quirky habit?  We have an excellent and satisfying sex life so I'm not worried...just slightly grossed out.  Thanks!

Re: Weird Masturbation Question

  • Talk to him about it.  Does he think you don't know he masturbates?

    I'd be mortified if a guest happened to stumble upon his stash!

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  • I don't think it's weird, it's kind of funny in an icky way. It's probably a left over habit from his teens. Just tell him when he does it to toss them out afterward.
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  • We talk openly about masturbation, so I know that he's not trying to hide the fact that he masturbates.  He knows that I do and I know that he does...I just didn't know what he was hiding!  I just don't understand why he doesn't throw it away or flush it...why keep a whole stash?

  • Then ask him...
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  • Tell him to get rid of it before a serial killer decides to make him a patsy for a string of murders...
  • My husband doesn't have any weird habits when it comes to masturbation but he does always clean up his semen with our hand towels- which really is a pain because I have to wash twice as many. So be thankful he uses something disposable, even if he is stashing them somewhere! Haha!
  • image ericka818:
    My husband doesn't have any weird habits when it comes to masturbation but he does always clean up his semen with our hand towels- which really is a pain because I have to wash twice as many. So be thankful he uses something disposable, even if he is stashing them somewhere! Haha!

    It sounds like he's just trying to be eco friendly. 

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  • I'm not alone! Mine hides them underneath his side of the bed! I think he's just too lazy to get up after and go throw them away...
  • I wouldn't have thrown them away. I would have made HIM throw them away. I'm sorry but that is gross. I don't care about the masturbation or it being in a tissue. I care how LONG it's been left and that it was stashed. 
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  • Is that what he used to do at home to avoid anyone knowing about it? Sounds kind of like it's a combination of habit and laziness. Makes me glad DH masturbates in the shower.. nothing to clean up or find! Especially since my dog would probably eat tissues left under the bed.. ewww...
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    Is that what he used to do at home to avoid anyone knowing about it? Sounds kind of like it's a combination of habit and laziness. Makes me glad DH masturbates in the shower.. nothing to clean up or find! Especially since my dog would probably eat tissues left under the bed.. ewww...

    Definitely this.

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  • Ahahaha this is hilarious! And disgusting! I would gather them up and put them on his pillow lol. Seriously just tell him to stop because that is really lazy and gross.
  • He could keep a wastebasket by the bed like normal people... ;) then he wouldn't have to get up.
  • That is seriously gross and a very odd habit. Who hordes jizz rags?
  • Mine leaves hot sauce bottle all over the laundry room. You see he like to use it when he whacks off while he sits on the washer during the spin cycle and he uses lots of many napkins when he whacks off but he throws those away. I don't know why he can't throw out the hot sauce bottles.
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    Ahahaha this is hilarious! And disgusting! I would gather them up and put them on his pillow lol. Seriously just tell him to stop because that is really lazy and gross.

     

    This is what I would do, point blank, every single time.  DH only masturbates when I'm not home and he throws away his tissues, and he's lazy with the best of them.

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    Mine leaves hot sauce bottle all over the laundry room. You see he like to use it when he whacks off while he sits on the washer during the spin cycle and he uses lots of many napkins when he whacks off but he throws those away. I don't know why he can't throw out the hot sauce bottles.

     When you find one, put it in his pillow case. Over time, it will store up and he'll notice the difference and open up the pillow case to investigate. Spluge-prise!

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    I wouldn't have thrown them away. I would have made HIM throw them away. I'm sorry but that is gross. I don't care about the masturbation or it being in a tissue. I care how LONG it's been left and that it was stashed. 
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    I wouldn't have thrown them away. I would have made HIM throw them away. I'm sorry but that is gross. I don't care about the masturbation or it being in a tissue. I care how LONG it's been left and that it was stashed. 

     

    This!!!

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    That is seriously gross and a very odd habit. Who hordes jizz rags?

    LOL.  And yes, this exactly.

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  • I asked DH about this. His response: I just flush mine. Why does he keep them? Is it for research or something?

     

  • that is completely disgusting. and odd.
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  • and why the heck is he jacking off in the GUEST room??
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  • Turns out that it was an old habit from his teenage years.  He would whack off and hide the evidence from his mom and throw it out all at once.  Needless to say, this will NOT be happening anymore!  Thanks for all the advice...the longer I'm married, the more I happen to find that men are just plain weird. 
  • @KentuckyKate:  On a completely unrelated note--I've been to your honeymoon destination and it was the best vacation I've ever been on.  I've travelled all over Europe and the Americas and nothing beats it.  The big island is so amazing.  Make sure you go to the volcano nat'l park, the lual(sp?) at YOUR HOTEL it is amazing, and take a drive around the island.  Make sure to visit rainbow falls.  I can't tell you how amazing of a time you will have!! 

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