my evening grocery store experience.
Me: "Oooh, asparagus!" (secretly thinking, 'It's early for asparagus, but it's been so warm... ') To the produce guy: "Do you happen to know where this asparagus came from? Doesn't say on the label... does it say on the box?"
Produce guy: "Uhh, I'm pretty sure it's from a local... somewhere." (turns box over to reveal huge MADE IN MEXICO sticker) Oh. Hmm.
*facepalm* A "local somewhere"?!?
Sorry. It was funnier in real life. Guess you had to be there?!