The receptionist at Mike's work (and my former work) is a total trip. We all get along famously. I wouldn't say we are close, but she's just one of those people you feel like you've known forever. Apparently she feels that way about Mike too....because she told him she's pregnant the other day out of the blue. She's unmarried and in her later 30's so it's a little bit of a surprise. She says she's only told a few people so far.
Yesterday Mike asked her how she was feeling, when she was due, etc. and if her boyfriend (she calls him friend-boy) was excited. She said:
"oh, we broke up but I know it's his. I told him he's the only one shooting it up there, I had sex with a friend a while back but he pulled out and came in his hand. I told him we can do a DNA test but it's his baby."
Mike must have turned 15 shades of red just telling me this story, I don't know how he managed to keep it together enough to politely finish the conversation with her.