November 2008 Weddings
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A letter to my DH:

Dear DH,

I love you.  I really do.  I think you're the bee's knees most days.  But its 8:30 am on a Saturday morning and I already want to break your toes with a hammer.

So I am requesting the following:

1. Please stop letting out nasty farts and then giggling.  Seriously, go check your pants, there's no way that came out clean.   

2. Yesterday the dogs killed a mouse.  Yesterday, in the morning, you put the dead mouse in the trash and told me you'd take out on your way to work.  Yesterday at lunch I came home and the dead mouse bag was still in the can with the dead mouse in it.  Yesterday, you told me that if I put it in on the front porch you would take it out to the can when you got home.

TODAY there is still a garbage with a dead mouse on my front porch.

Other than the above matters, we cool.  Know that for every hour that passes between this warning and the dead mouse being relocated is equivalent to one days worth of sexy time being withheld.  

(This isn't a PMS related vent, as I am about 20 days away from AF showing up.  Just pure old annoyance). 

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"You are writing the story of your only life, every single day. And my greatest hope for you, sweet child, is that I can teach you how to write a good one."

Re: A letter to my DH:

  • Oh girl!! Just replace "take mouse bag out" with "put new washing machine in and hook it up" and then foward to my DH. Thnx!
  • Oh and replace "yesterday" with "Like a week ago"

    Sorry your having to deal with a 10 year old DH this morning.

  • I'm still on the 'there's no way that came out clean" bit w the farting!

    Send that to mine... !

  • Hahaha. 

    Send to mine to, just change dead mouse bag to:  clean up around the house.  Asking me if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and putting them in the sink AFTER I tell the dishes in the dishwasher are dirty is really flucking annoying. (This was on Tuesday...where are the dishes now?  In the flucking sink!)

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  • AHhhhhh, the bee's knees, you kill me.  Also your #1 request is applicable to my darling husband as well...Ick!

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