November 2008 Weddings
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FF

Due to my lack of time left at work, I figured I may as well start the FF...

*reaching for my post it note*

Dear CoWorkers/Bosses - Sometimes I swear your mission in life is to make me as miserable as possible.  You never express your appreciation for me and all the work that I do for you two, putting my own work aside.  I've worked next to you two for 7 years now and it gets worse every year with my respect for you two deteriorating more and more.  It's sad when other coworkers come to me to tell me I get treated like crap.  Makes me feel great!

Dear Intern - You are a small town Iowa boy, therefore wearing oversized hats with the holligram still on it is just plain silly.  Please leave your hat unattended so I can rip that stupid sticker off of it.

Dear SIL - You need mental help, big time!  This last episode of you crying home to mommy and daddy because you had to buy your younger/college age brother a $7 dinner is just mind boggling.  I did your taxes hun, you have money and you surely can afford a $7 dinner.  No need to cry about it.

Dear Friend - You had a wedding shower in August, never received a thank you.  You had a wedding in September, never received a thank you.  Really?

Dear DH - I know you're not the cleanest person in the world, but if what I term trash lays around for over a week I'm going to toss it.  So don't get upset with me when you clearly had plenty of time to put this 'trash' away for safe keeping.  Also, I could give two craps about watching old school VHS tapes of you playing high school basketball.  The 5 minutes that I did watch was an eternity for me.

Re: FF

  • Dear Me:

    Wow, you sure tipped the scales at the OB's office today.  Way to go, you.  And what's that, you say?  You are contemplating a fast food lunch?  Brilliant.

    Lilypie Second Birthday tickersimage
  • OMG-I truly NEED this...

    BM-... lay on the guilt trip.  We have had this trip planned for at least 8 months... I cannot believe the kids have a grad ceremony at grade 5. Dh is trying to find flights from xyz to home and back just so he can make it for this!  MY MOTHER planned this-not me, not DH, but my mom.  I know this is imp to the kids, but this is a 8 day cruise!  Our first one EVER.  (please no mention of this on FB, gals...)  IF he does not make it back to port on time, I don't even want to go there...

    you make me crazy.

    ...and, telling me you thought you saw DH when it was your BF, then telling me your BF is taller than DH and also better looking?!? um, yeah. Next time, I'm going to tell you DH says his 2nd wife is better looking than his first one.  Take THEM APPLES!  (as I smile sweetly to your face... breathe... just breathe...)

    Also, I see right through you so you can stop lying to me.

     

  • MIL- Your a life sucking SLOB.

    G- Wake up!!! It's not gonna get any better just letting the two of them live under YOUR roof completely free, while you do everything and they do nothing for you. Grow some, get over your self and tell them to help you.

    BIL- *slap* Can you not see what's going on. Your G is needing you more and more everyday. How about skip the gym and your loser friends a night or two and help her around the house, that by the way you live in.

    If only I could convey this to them IRL.

  • image LorelaiOctoberBride:

    ...and, telling me you thought you saw DH when it was your BF, then telling me your BF is taller than DH and also better looking?!? um, yeah. Next time, I'm going to tell you DH says his 2nd wife is better looking than his first one.  Take THEM APPLES!  (as I smile sweetly to your face... breathe... just breathe...)

    Baaaaahhahahahahaa!! I LOVE it!!

  • Dear Mother Nature, Thank you for all your effing snow last night.  I've had a pretty intense week and was looking forward to the massage that P scheduled for me. But nooooooo you had to go and snow so much that all the kids got a flippin snow day so my therapist had to cancel so she could stay home with her kids. awesome.

    Speaking of thank you cards... dear brother, I gave you a wedding gift in Oct. could you just acknowledge that you received it or even a hey thanks for driving 8 hours to come to my wedding and help clean up the hall after the fact so that your mom didn't have to do it all.

    Dear self, please get cracking on the books.  Your math test didn't go as well as you thought - it wasn't bad but seriously you have a $6,000 scholarship riding on this semester.  You need to keep the other grades up for padding incase you can't pull off an A or B in anatomy class. 

  • image Sierra&Lee:
    image LorelaiOctoberBride:

    ...and, telling me you thought you saw DH when it was your BF, then telling me your BF is taller than DH and also better looking?!? um, yeah. Next time, I'm going to tell you DH says his 2nd wife is better looking than his first one.  Take THEM APPLES!  (as I smile sweetly to your face... breathe... just breathe...)

    Baaaaahhahahahahaa!! I LOVE it!!

    Thanks!  I'm usually quiet around her cause I'm worried about what I'd actually SAY.

  • Dear Mucus/Congestion...I hate you.  You make me feel like crap.  I am supposed to take "conservative measures" for baby's sake - but the vicks and hot showers are NOT working.

    I want to be able to breathe through my nose again!

    Dear Sister's work - You hired her 3 years ago with the promise of promoting within.  She has a farking college degree.  You are using her a floor security guard.  She's intervied for 3 upgrade positions since then.  All of them "she would have gotten" but "we've eliminated the position".  What's the point of the fake interviews then?  huh?

     

     

    Lilypie Third Birthday tickers Lilypie First Birthday tickers
    TTC #1 13 cycles, CP 6/09, TTC #2 1 cycle
    CDing, EP'd for 13 months for #1, BFing for #2
    Pregnancy Hypertension - inductions at 39w, I grow big babies: DD was 9 pounds 1 ounce 22 inches, DS was 11 pounds even 22 inches - both vaginal deliveries
  • Dear life: Can we please get on with it? I'm tired of living in limbo. I'm a decent, hardworking person and I'm good at what I do, how about a little break here? I'm scared to death about not getting this job! PLEASEx928374928!

    Dear self: I hate you for eating pizza last night. WTF is your problem? We are trying to lose weight so we don't feel like a gross, lumpy, lummox. Get your fat a$$ in gear and lose it already! 

  • I think I FF'd above before I saw this post.  See above work vent.
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    "You are writing the story of your only life, every single day. And my greatest hope for you, sweet child, is that I can teach you how to write a good one."
  • Hip - quit it. Behave yourself, pronto. I have been kicking ass at the gym, that's supposed to be helping.

  • AF, you nasty biotch, thank you so much for kicking into f'ing high gear just in time for my weekend. And for waiting just long enough that I was starting to hold out hope that I would get a BFP. I hate you.
  • Dear Mother nature and the Pennsbury school district,

    Because of you both I have lost about $300 dollars. Because there is snow(and not that much may I add) there is no dance tonight. All up-do's ($75 a pop) have been cancelled. The dance has been rescheduled for Sunday, and we are not open. If I could I would go to all seven girls houses and do thier hair. But no, I have a stupid party I have to go to in the afternoon on Dunday, and now have no money for a gift.

    So, Mother Nature, if you continue to Fvck with my income I WILL find a way to shoot you.

  • Hey psycho glorified office manager - go eff yourself.  I know you are used to steamrolling people to get things done, but the irresistable force has just met the immovable object.  Sorry for ya.  When you say I need an approval by x time because you're leaving early today, I laaaaaaugh and laugh and laugh.  You funny.  Guess what, chicky-poo?  The approver is in meetings until then.  U R SOL.  So KMA.  Mwah.

    J - 10:30 is not a good time for sexy time.  I'm already asleep.  Start your shenanigans earlier, pls.  okthx

    Self - You are fat.  That is all. 

     

  • image jweat013:
    AF, you nasty biotch, thank you so much for kicking into f'ing high gear just in time for my weekend. And for waiting just long enough that I was starting to hold out hope that I would get a BFP. I hate you.

    Sorry, lady. Hug.

  • image JackandCassie:

    image jweat013:
    AF, you nasty biotch, thank you so much for kicking into f'ing high gear just in time for my weekend. And for waiting just long enough that I was starting to hold out hope that I would get a BFP. I hate you.

    Sorry, lady. Hug.

     ::Hugs from the other side to make a huge Jenny sandwich!::

     

     

    Self- why did you wake up at 4:30? Get a grip, and get some rest tonight! 

  • Thanks, girls! Maybe next month :)
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