Due to my lack of time left at work, I figured I may as well start the FF...
*reaching for my post it note*
Dear CoWorkers/Bosses - Sometimes I swear your mission in life is to make me as miserable as possible. You never express your appreciation for me and all the work that I do for you two, putting my own work aside. I've worked next to you two for 7 years now and it gets worse every year with my respect for you two deteriorating more and more. It's sad when other coworkers come to me to tell me I get treated like crap. Makes me feel great!
Dear Intern - You are a small town Iowa boy, therefore wearing oversized hats with the holligram still on it is just plain silly. Please leave your hat unattended so I can rip that stupid sticker off of it.
Dear SIL - You need mental help, big time! This last episode of you crying home to mommy and daddy because you had to buy your younger/college age brother a $7 dinner is just mind boggling. I did your taxes hun, you have money and you surely can afford a $7 dinner. No need to cry about it.
Dear Friend - You had a wedding shower in August, never received a thank you. You had a wedding in September, never received a thank you. Really?
Dear DH - I know you're not the cleanest person in the world, but if what I term trash lays around for over a week I'm going to toss it. So don't get upset with me when you clearly had plenty of time to put this 'trash' away for safe keeping. Also, I could give two craps about watching old school VHS tapes of you playing high school basketball. The 5 minutes that I did watch was an eternity for me.