This is the second time recently that a door-to-door person has been to my door and been Mister-Nice-Guy and then turns into a total @sshole when I shoot him down. The guy comes running up as I was walking in the door so I couldn't get away .. he starts blabbering on and on and I cut him off as politely as I could and told him I wasn't interested in magazine subscriptions. He starts telling me these are different because part of the procedes go to charity for kids (probably a lie), and I told him that my grandfather started a charity several years ago and that I save my contributions for that charity.
He says "Fine, I guess not everyone wants to help out kids" and turns and walks away quickly. I laughed out loud and yelled "Actually my grandfather's charity IS for kids so I've helped out a LOT of children, thanks!". I don't know why I lost my temper like that but it is kind of ironic ... Screaming at the man to tell him what a nice person I am.