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Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email [email protected]

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

Open Letters

Dear Self,

dont do your eye make up again like you did today, it looks like you got punched in the face..

 

yours truely,

self esteem

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Dear porn email spammers,

 

thanks for not sending me any more emails about enlarging my penis.

 

sincerely,

My inbox.

Re: Open Letters

  • Dear Son,

    Please don't wake up shrieking tonight just because.  Shrieking is for when something is WRONG.

    Love,

    Mommy

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    Dear wine,

    Please stop getting in my glass and making me drink you.  Wait until I'm finished with online training; then we can have our fun.

    Your friend,

    Mama Drinkie

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    Dear childhood friend,

    I love you to pieces but don't approve of what you are doing and you know it.  There is no excuse and you know that too.  Please reconsider what you are doing to your family and yourself.  He is not worth it.

    Love,

    Me

    "If I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down loud." -John Evans Tweet me
  • Dear cold,

    please go away so I can start working out again since I have to be on a beach in 3 months.

    Love,

    Veronika

    My Fashion & Beauty Blog: www.veronikasblushing.com
  • Dear me,

    PLEASE go to bed at a decent hour tonight. Your body is seriously exhausted.

    Love me.

    Dear DH,

    I am so excited for you to be heading off to your first hitch tomorrow and SOO proud of you for all you do to better our lives.  I am going to miss you terribly but we will be ok. 

    Love, your wif (yes spelled like this on purpose people)

    Dear Rusty,

    I know we haven't spoken in a few years but PLEASE pull through this!  I will keep you and your family in my prayers.

    sincerely, your exgf.

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  • Dear Joseph,

    No more turning blue.  That is so not cool, kid.

    Love,

    Mommy

     

    Dear Avery,

    Please be sweet while Daddy is gone.  I know you hate it when he goes to the rig, but please don't take it out on Mommy at 3:00 a.m.  

    Smooches,
    Mommy

     Dear Self,

    Lose weight.

    Thanks,

    The Skinny Person on the Inside

     

  • dear freddy,

    thanks for jumping off the bed before you barfed this morning.  i'm sorry you had an upset tummy, i will not feed you meatball stew again.

    love,

    mommy

    _____________________________________________________________

     

    dear DH,

    seriously, you are the best, better even.  you wow me.  without you i wold be a puddle on the floor, but with you i'm so strong-- you realy make me bloom.

    love,

    me

     

    _____________________________________________________________

     

    dear cancer,

     

    enough already.  ENOUGH.

     

    f-you,

     

    jax

     ______________________________________________________

     

    dear my BFF,

     

    you are such a bright happy flower.  how did i get so lucky?

     

    i love you!

    me 

  • Dear right breast,

    Please get in line with me.  You are hanging a little too low.

    From,

    left breast

     

    Dear Hobby Lobby,

    Why can you never have custom framing jobs done on the date you designated?

    From,

    an annoyed customer

     

    Dear 3 cases of wine in DH's closet,

    You are the devil.

    From,

    a hungover consumer

  • Dear Self,

    A big, fat potato, egg and cheese breakfast burrito from Pappas for breakfast, A cheeseburger, Kettle-cooked potatoe chips and a can of soda for lunch! Are you serious? You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

    Yours truly,

    Soon to be very fat Azz.


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  • Dear Self,

    Please get your body in shape.

    yours truly,

    Self

    ____________________________________________________

    Dear DH,

    Why do you have to talk when I am reading a book.  It's almost if not more irritating than when you talk through the T.V. shows I like to watch. Please play your video game and let me read my damn book. 

    Your very irritated wife

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  • OMG!!!!!!! I am over here laughing my arse off!!!!!!

    Thank you Ladies!!!!!

  • Dear Kidneys,

    I'm sorry!

    I know your BFF with water, but i hate her!

    prepare for  coke #4

    Love your sadistic owner!

  • Dear DH,

    I know you had to get up at 4:30 to be at work at 5:30, but you tossed and turned all.night.long. You do this every time you take this shift. I wish you would relax, you do a great job and should let it stress you out.

    With love,

    Your tired wife

    *******

    Dear belly,

    I know that you need to get bigger, I just wish it looked like  baby bump instead of an "I can't keep myself away from the buffet line" bump.

    Your upper half

    *****

    Dear baby,

    Mommy is so excited to get to hear your heartbeat again on Friday and she would really like to start feeling you move. Mommy will try to be patient. She knows you are still very small.

    All my love,

    Mommy

    Dx: PCOS and short luteal phase
    18 cycles (3 with our RE) - Metformin + Clomid + HCG booster did the trick!
    BFP #1 6/22/09 EDD: 3/2/10 DS born: 3/8/10

    TTC #2 since Dec 2011
    BFP #2 7/8/12 EDD: 3/18/12 M/C @ 9w1d: 8/16/12

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    Dear belly,

    I know that you need to get bigger, I just wish it looked like  baby bump instead of an "I can't keep myself away from the buffet line" bump.

    Your upper half

    *****

    Dear baby,

    Mommy is so excited to get to hear your heartbeat again on Friday and she would really like to start feeling you move. Mommy will try to be patient. She knows you are still very small.

    All my love,

    Mommy

    Everything is FINE.  I didn't feel anything until 21+wks and was scared to death!  Just a little longer. . . Big Smile

    "If I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down loud." -John Evans Tweet me
  • Dear neighbors,

     Please do not call the police or CPS.  That screaming you hear?  Is my children refusing to nap.  Or refusing to eat.  Or refusing to... whatever I want them to do besides breathe.

     Thank you.

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