I was desperate for a vibrater as mine broke a few days back. Dh is a lazy bastard and decided that we needed ASAP! Our local dirty store was closed so I had to run to Walgreen's and see what they had. I knew they carried those large massagers and at this point I needed it.
Go in and to my surprise find a small one that is just meant for the job. Well, the peson who rang me up was this little old lady who acted like the thing was a hot potato. She threw it in the bag so fast I thought the bag was going to fly off the counter.
So yeah, get it home and it proceeds to vibrate for three seconds and dies......
I can't take that back now and I'm out $15 and an orgasm. DAMN YOU WALGREENS!