so, today for lunch one of the options was a breakfast sandwich. LOVE breakfast, so I went for it. Only thing it was fried eggs, and I hate runny yolk. Haaaaaaaaaate. So, I asked them to cook it through. No problem, first half of the sandwich was heaven. I sink a big bite into the second half and...........runny hot yolk SHOOTS across my desk, landing all over my computer, my face, my arm, my shirt (stupid boobs) and my lap. I am literally covered in yolk.
I just look up stunned as my coworker looks up and bursts out laughing. It was quite a walk to the kitchen to clean up all the yellow goo on me!