dear HR/whoever-submitted-the-job-post:
1. when you say you need someone who is "bilingual" please specify which language. I assume you are referring to spanish but I really have nofuckingclue.
2. if you are posting a job on the internet, please do not require me to send in an app via snail mail. who uses snail mail these days anyway? if I'm intelligent enough to be able to figure out the internets (sic), I'd like to use them to my advantage.
fuckers.
sincerely,
me
Re: grrrr...job hunt vent.
Using the word "fuckers" will surely land you a job!
Stupid re the nebulous "bilingual." You are probably right that they want Spanish.
merry everything!
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Snail Mail? Do people really ask for resumes snail mail? LAME.
Maybe they just want to see what kind of type of printer and stationary you have at home. If it's a lousy inkjet with crappy 20lb paper, you're of no use to them, but if you throw in a paper-source return address label and some fabo eco friendly letterhead, you are a quality employee!
Our office does snail mail and I only I use email. Old school!
Sorry about the job search, it always seems easier when you're not looking, doesn't it?
Looking for a job is awful. I'll add to your rant:
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Don't ask for copies of every document known to man before you even agree to interview me. I swear I'll provide those documents later if you show any interest in actually giving me a chance at a job. Thanks fuckers.
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