I'm going to a redneck Christmas party tomorrow and I need help coming up with a redneckified veggie or fruit to bring. Needs to still taste good, but look redneck if at all possible. I'm also bringing Mississippi Sin Dip and several of the other girls are bringing redneck stuff. We decided we needed something healthier (veggie/fruit) in addition. So. Needs to taste good, but be goofy. I was thinking maybe green beans with toothpicks stuck in them (like h'orderves!) but that may just be stupid and not redneck!
Any good ideas for costumes? I have mullet wigs for both DH and I as a start. I'm thinking I will either go the route of wearing a bathrobe and put curlers in the mullet, bear can between the boobs... OR go the opposite route and dress like a dude... wifebeater, flannel shirt with arms cut off, drawn a beard on with eyeliner... I could go either route! Any other ideas?? You'd think that being from Texas would qualify me as an expert on rednecks, but I feel guilty just dressing like my cousins...
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