Dear H's cousin,
It's really great that you and your new boyfriend (ya know, the one you brought uninvited to our wedding while you were still married that no one knew existed) are on a weight loss kick. Regardless, not one single ** is given about your stupid Vi shakes, which aren't actually good for you anyhow. OF COURSE you lost 15 plus pounds, you are starving yourself. Furthermore, the shirtless before and after pics, for the love of sweet little baby Jesus in a manger, STOP.
someone who actually goes to the gym.