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Last Night's Dream....Interpret it for me!

So I was just chillin' at Momma Panda's house.
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I realized that I needed to go to work, but I didn't have a car.


So I did what any friend visiting Panda would do, I called her to come get me.


She refused. Lame ass friend. So I called her childhood best friend
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and she promised to send Alistar for me. Now, I had previously met Alistar before. He looks like this:

Alistar was a very nice man, so I was excited that he was coming to take me to work. I go out to the car and open the door to find

I was all, "Where is Alistar? Duff was sending Alistar to me."  He told me that Al was going to be taking care of me instead.

And by taking care of me, he means we went to make out in my work parking lot. 



Instead of going in to work, I headed back to Momma Panda's because I had to use the bathroom.

Which was located next to the stove. 

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I was trying to go to the bathroom, but Al kept staring at me.
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Finally, I yelled at him, "I can't poop in front of hot men! Can you leave?"
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Then Momma Panda told me I wasn't being kind.



So I ask....


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Baby Boy born 5.3.15


Re: Last Night's Dream....Interpret it for me!

  • Interpretation:

    There is a baby in your colon.

    You feel the urgency to expel it. But you know it's LB's.

    You don't want your friends to be disappointed that you had an affair of the butt sex kind, so you're trying not to get it out in front of them.

    Plus, you secretly want to be on "I didn't know I was pregnant" because birthing into a toilet has always appealed to you. 

  • spin25spin25 member
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    This post is full of awesome.
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  • image Panderp:

    Interpretation:

    There is a baby in your colon.

    You feel the urgency to expel it. But you know it's LB's.

    You don't want your friends to be disappointed that you had an affair of the butt sex kind, so you're trying not to get it out in front of them.

    Plus, you secretly want to be on "I didn't know I was pregnant" because birthing into a toilet has always appealed to you. 


    I was really hoping you weren't going to come in here and find out this way.

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    Baby Boy born 5.3.15


  • I hope he flies that helicopter up your assss.
  • image Panderp:
    I hope he flies that helicopter up your assss.

    How did you get Shan to tell you about Part 4?? NOT FAIR.

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    Baby Boy born 5.3.15


  • lb1117lb1117 member
    5000 Comments 500 Love Its Fourth Anniversary Name Dropper

    image spin25:
    This post is full of awesome.

    Yes 

    Congrats to my TTC buddy Madeline! Cheering for all the strong 3T ladies! 

    TTC since March 2012; DX: PCOS 4/2013 
    BFP 7/6/2013; EDD 3/6/2014 
    Diagnosed with Pre-E: 2/15/201
    Emergency induction: 2/16/2014
    Baby E born: 2/16/2014 at 12:56pm. 5lb 15oz



  • CeeBugCeeBug member
    2500 Comments Second Anniversary Combo Breaker
    Ha ha! I have no interpretation, but this is so funny!
  • I think you need to get to a therapist. quick.

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  • image davidandheather:

    I think you need to get to a therapist. quick.

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    Yes


    *TTC since 10/11* 
    BFP: 9/30/12, EDD: 6/15/13
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  • image Panderp:

    Interpretation:

    There is a baby in your colon.

    You feel the urgency to expel it. But you know it's LB's.

    You don't want your friends to be disappointed that you had an affair of the butt sex kind, so you're trying not to get it out in front of them.

    Plus, you secretly want to be on "I didn't know I was pregnant" because birthing into a toilet has always appealed to you. 

    I approve this interpretation  

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