I was thinking it would be fun to play this on the board, but I couldn't think of three good examples. JigginJessica gave the perfect third player.
Who do would you kill? Who would you eff? And who would you marry?
1. George Clooney
2. Brad Pitt
3. Leonardo Dicaprio
For me, it's marry Leo, eff George, and kill Brad (I think his ego would be too much and his long hair is gross).