I was at an indoor playground this weekend and this mom recognized me from a storytime we've gone to several times. She's a total loudmouth and part of the reason I don't frequent that storytime. So anyway, she says to me, "Hey aren't you the mom of that skinny little boy who goes to the ivpl storytime?" I was like "yeah, hi, blah blah" but wanted to punch her for calling my boy skinny.
However, now I'm worried that he's too skinny and I wish they made protein shakes for toddlers. Just kidding about that last part. Sort of. Man, I never understood how much having a kid is like every vulnerability exposed until having one.