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I'm glad I'm married because:
1. Dating sucks! It may be nice to go out and have a good time, but finding someone to date sucks. And there's that awkward trying to impress each other phase
2. Less chance to be involved in drama in the work place. I've seen my fair share of workplace drama involving so-and-so dating someone then breaking up/cheating.
3. It helps knowing that at the end of the day, there will be someone at home who has made a commitment to hang around even if I'm grouchy.