My kid only lets 2 people cut his hair. I tried to get him an appointment with one with no luck and before I called the other I said "Mommy will just cut your hair" the convo went like this.
c: you don't know how to cut hair
me: I cut daddy's hair
c: NAUGHTY mommy, why did you do that to daddy's hair (look of terror on his face)
I died laughing. My DH is completely bald on top. I just cut his hair with the clippers with a guard on. C thought that I'm the one that made DH bald.
Santa was at school yesterday and I guess that C didn't think that it was important to tell me. This morning he says "oh yeah, we saw Santa in the library yesterday, I told him I wanted a saddle and a sled". Only I couldn't understand what he was saying when he said sled....it took about 30 minuted to figure it out because it sounded like anything from shed to fred (wtf?). Um...sorry dude. Santa is not bring you a sled. I asked him where he was going to ride a sled because we live on the river bottom, not in the hills and his answer was that I was going to pull him. Um....wrong answer again.
All of the grandparents have a different name, Nana, Papa, Grandma, Grandpa, and my grandmother is Granny. Well Granny is on a lot of meds. I am now on a lot of meds and got one of those weekly pill boxes so I remember what I have taken (because yes I'm an old lady). C is ver concerned that I have taken Granny's meds and that we need to take them back to her. Ahhhh....nope, they are all mine buddy.
C was be naughty the other night and I started taking gifts out from under the tree one by one each time he did something and told him that he was going to have earn them back by being good. He told me that I was like that big green Scrooge that steals all the presents.