Dear Gift Recipient,
Later this week when your books arrive, you will see that they are not wrapped. I'm sorry, but mommy is cheap and refused to pay $4.99 to wrap a $10 book or $3.99 to wrap a second item. I'm really not a grinch and may send a little something more Christmassy separately, but mommy controls the AMEX and said it was a choice between another book or gift wrap and I thought you'd prefer a book.
Cooper the Christas Elf