I'm a PW today...
Mom: Hey baby cakes! Good news! You're brother isn't gay!
Mom: He shot a gun this weekend at a shooting range, so it looks like we're in the clear.
Badger: Number one, he has a girlfriend. Number two, so what if he is? Number three, gay people don't shoot guns?
Mom: Not gay men! Anyway, it doesn't matter whether he is or not. I just thought you'd want to know.