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Convo with my mother from sunday

I'm a PW today...

Badger: Hello

Mom: Hey baby cakes! Good news! You're brother isn't gay!

Badger: Ummm

Mom: He shot a gun this weekend at a shooting range, so it looks like we're in the clear.

Badger: Number one, he has a girlfriend. Number two, so what if he is? Number three, gay people don't shoot guns?

Mom: Not gay men! Anyway, it doesn't matter whether he is or not. I just thought you'd want to know.

Badger: Indifferent

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Re: Convo with my mother from sunday

  • LOL.  So she thinks there's no such thing as gay guys in the military or police force?  Wow.
    I like pineapples...they make life just so much more interesting.
  • image ILikePineapples:
    LOL.  So she thinks there's no such thing as gay guys in the military or police force?  Wow.

    She's crazy. My brother doesn't usually engage in stereotypically masculine activities, so I think that's why she said that. She knows gay police officers, so I think it was more of a "not my son" attitude than a "gay men don't do manly things ever" attitude.

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  • Apparently, she is not familar with "don't ask, don't tell."
  • Which has been repealed.
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  • My Mother was convinced my brother was gay up until college just because he never told her about girlfriends. I think she was disappointed when she found out he was straight.
  • After I got married the first time my mom said something about "Well, I guess now we know you're not bisexual." Huh?
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • TSDTSD member
    My mom would've been thrilled with a gay son. She would've been all Debbie Novotny from Queer as Folk.
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