Omaha Nesties
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email [email protected]

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

Men are just happier people - funny for the day

NICKNAMES

?  IfLaura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kateand Sarah.

?  IfMike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as FatBoy, Dickhead and DoDo for Brains.

EATING OUT

?  Whenthe bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it'sonly for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none willactually admit they want change back.

?  Whenthe girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

 ?   Aman will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

 ?   Awoman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

 ?  Aman has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream,razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

 ?  Theaverage number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A manwould not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

?   Awoman has the last word in any argument.

?   Anythinga man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 FUTURE

 ?   Awoman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 ?   Aman never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 SUCCESS

 ?   Asuccessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 ?   Asuccessful woman is one who can find such a man.

 MARRIAGE

 ?  Awoman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

 ?  Aman marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

 DRESSING UP

 ?   Awoman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answerthe phone, read a book, and get the mail.

 ?   Aman will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

?   Menwake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

 ?  Womensomehow deteriorate during the night.

 OFFSPRING

 ?   Ah,children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows aboutdentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fearsand hopes and dreams.

 ?   Aman is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

 THOUGHT FORTHE DAY

 A marriedman should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people rememberingthe same thing!

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Married the love of my life 6/3/06
Became a family of three 8/25/09
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