OMG, you guys.
I forgot my coffee and I have no food in my house, so I stopped by the grocery store across from school this morning. I got my Starbucks, then started walking through the aisles to find some lunch.
Well, the heels on my boots are totally jacked...I haven't work them in forever and I forgot this. My jacked up heel plus the slick floor...I slipped and fell face first on the floor of the store, just spread eagle in the aisle. My coffee flew out of my hand and spilled everywhere, so there I was, face down in aisle 14 with my brand new coffee all around me.
I hate today.