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4.5 day weekend

And I am on my third drink of the evening already.

This may be the last of it's kind.  I'm going to appreciate it.

Eat, drink, and be merry.  For tomorrow, we may conceive.

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"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse

Re: 4.5 day weekend

  • Wait, wait wait. Are you saying you are trying to get pregnant right now? Is his penis touching you as we speak?
  • Wait, what? WHAT? I NEED TIME TO PREPARE!!!!! You can't go to the tri boards without me!!!!!!!!!
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • NO, not this minute.  But I have as little as months left.  MONTHS.  I'm counting each of my precious "lasts" as they go by.

    I should write a pregnancy bucket list!

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Your bucket list seeems to mostly consist of alcohol.
  • 1. alcohol

    2. sleeping late

    3. hours of TV

    4. hours of reading

    5. R rated movies in the afternoon

    6. meeting friends for lunch on days off

    7. quiet quiet quiet

    8. out-of-bedroom sexual acts

    I'm sure there's more.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • You should still be able to swing #8, at least while you can keep the kid confined to a crib and don't have to worry about him/her waddling down the hallway mid-adventure.  And #5 should still be fairly feasible, too.  Keep the hope alive!
  • I think all of those things are still possible. You will just have to be more flexible about when/how they will happen.
  • We do all of those things.Sometimes several at once.

    Tell him to shoot them up there and get pregnant already. The faster you do it the faster it's over with.

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  • Yeah, we do all those things too. Kristen and I RULE. 

    Fenton's bucket list forgot the bucket of alcohol. 

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  • ::fistbumps Noisy:: Don't do 5 & 8 together.
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  • Wait...isn't that what afternoon naps are for?

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  • Naps are for 1,3, &7
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  • I think you owe me and Bethie an apology for giving us such a scare.  I thought you were going to start tomorrow.  Remember, he has to pull out and *** in his hand until at least July!
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • image CaliopeSpidrman:
    I think you owe me and Bethie an apology for giving us such a scare.  I thought you were going to start tomorrow.  Remember, he has to pull out and *** in his hand until at least July!
    otherwise you have to get the DNA test done.
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  • Since when do I not get a call about a long weekend?  Douche.
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  • image ChristinS:
    Since when do I not get a call about a long weekend?  Douche.

    This post is really awkward now.

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  • Is George sitting on a roll of paper towels the international sign for awkward?

    I am using my days off to be a keeper at home and serve my husband.  And watch TV.  And like Winged said, I will probably be drunk the whole time, so I can't drive!

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • We still do 1, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 8

  • Count me in Noisy and Kristen's club - I still all of those things.  Well, I don't watch R rated movies in the afternoon, mostly because I don't watch movies period.

    Noisy - my cats love to attack the paper towel roll also.  I wonder what cats have against paper towels?

  • Whatever.  I'm way too busy to hang out with you anyways.
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  • This has GOT to be an April Fools joke, right??
     
  • you're so dramatical, Fent.  a bucket list is stuff you haven't done, right?  you've done all of those things for years.  get knocked up already, you big wuss.
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