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Is murder a pregnancy symptom?

Re: Is murder a pregnancy symptom?

  • It depends on who you murder.

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  • As the saying goes, "Don't hate. Congratulate."
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  • Tell Mama Cali and all your troubles will fade away.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Don't be peppy. I can't do it right now.
    I just spent the last 5 hours at the RMV getting all legal and shiz... I should say, I spent 5 hours and 3 visits getting everything straightened out so they could completely mess everything up and register and issue my license under my maiden name.

    I'm usually a very upbeat person but hearing Pete say calm down sent me over the river. I screamed so loud that "he didn't understand what I just went through" that I saw stars and gave myself a headache.

    I'm embarassed but still too pissy to apologize.

  • I think that may be a symptom of spending time with a government agency. I suspect this is the actual cause of my constant headaches.

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  • The DMV will do that to anyone, pregnancy hormones just make it worse. It's designed to make you blood boiling angry.

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  • Murder is a symptom of having to be at the RMV. Pregnancy I believe will only compound that, especially if paired with nausea and the smell of the RMV.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Are you a Libra?

    Libras like to murder.

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  • I really love Allie. I think it might be borderline weird the way I wish we were friends.
  • I'm an Aquarius married to a Libra who's pushing my stabby button.
    "Are you going to be like this for the next nine months?"

     

    YESMOTHER***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I really love Allie. I think it might be borderline weird the way I wish we were friends.

    Yeah, she's great, but my rape jokes are better.  Hey Hezz,

    KNOCK KNOCK...

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  • I love her too.  A simple line like And then I'm like "No Lou Bega, not party time..." and I'm ready to piss myself.  I want her to teach me how to draw.  Perhaps we can capture her together.  I bet if we had enough crackers and Tang, she wouldn't try to run away.  At the very least, we could tell her there's a goose on the other side of the door.

    WTF is wrong with Pete?  DO NOT POKE THE ANGRY BEAR.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Oh god, you didn't go to the Brockton RMV, did you? That place is motherfoffing SCARY.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Awh man, I am sorry. I don't think you should calm down. You should SCREAM IT OUT.
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  • I went to the Milford RMV and it's filled with retards and scallywags.
    Is Christin going to jump out and internet rape me when I least expect it?

    I think I might look forward to that...

     

    Wish me luck, I'm going to drive to the island of Attleboro to pick up my new boat. I mean car. I mean car.

  • Christin, I swear to god, that gets me every time.
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • So if I'm a Libra and pregnant, does that mean my chances of murdering someone are increased twofold? Thankfully, I don't have to go anywhere near the DMV for another two years. 
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    Christin, I swear to god, that gets me every time.

    Me too!  The worst part is you can't tell it to other people.  "I know the world's funniest joke, but I can't tell it to you because I can't get past 'Knock knock'."

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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    Who's there?

     

    SHUT THE F*CK UP AND PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS!

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  • Allie says listen to Snoop Dogg "Lodi Dodi"

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  • government agencies bring out the best in people, that's for sure.

    but I'm a libra and I fully believe in, "don't hate, gyrate."  peace be with you.

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  • I love you guys. You're better than a million funny Allies. I love... rape.
  • From murder to rape. This place is hardcorre.
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    From murder to rape. This place is hardcorre.

    And Vicki isn't even here to represent the Cuse.  

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  • We're going to need to get Mouse to weigh in on whether murder jokes are funny or not.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Did I miss the pregnancy post?!  Congratulations! 

    I actually remember when I was pregnant I had to stop myself one day from going up to strangers and beating them with my umbrella.  There were times I was just filled with rage.

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  • If murderous rage is a sympton of pregnancy than I just might need to go pee on a stick.

     I had a crappy day at work thanks to bratty kids, a pissed off parent, a headache, and a forgetful assistant principal and then came home to find out that another one of my email accounts got hacked and is spamming everyone.

    So Christin, Vicki and whoever tallied the AFSBCN nominations-I apologize if I tried to sell you viagra or porn. I hope this doesn't get me blocked from placing cookie orders.

    My H is lucky he had to leave for work because I'm sure it only would've been a matter of time before he pissed me off. I have to go get snacks for tomorrow but I'm afraid I might run someone over with my shopping cart if they get in my way.

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
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