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Boo! Yay! Boo!

Mr. Spiderman just got a call from the car repair shop -- there's a very good chance they're just going to total it.  When discussing this possibility a couple nights ago, he said something about wanting to get a VW Rabbit.  I side-eyed him and asked when he turned into a 16 year old girl.  (He currently drives a Dodge Neon, which I also informed him is a girl car.)  So this sucks, but I'm hoping if it happens I can convince him to get something with terrible handling and acceleration so I no longer fear for my life while riding with him.
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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton

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  • The VW rabbit fits what you're looking for.
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  • image CaliopeSpidrman:
    = So this sucks, but I'm hoping if it happens I can convince him to get something with terrible handling and acceleration so I no longer fear for my life while riding with him.

    Huh? 

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • Is there something with worse handling and acceleration than a Neon?
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  • Maybe this:

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  • There has to be something worse.  Because he drives that Neon like he's in the Indy 500.  I need something completely incapable of reaching more than 55mph.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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    Also, aren't there some cars that  offer a feature for parents of teens, they can lock them to not go above a certain speed? That's what you need and just don't tell him about it.

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  • '99 Suzuki Sidekick.
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    The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
  • Convince him to get a PT Cruiser. It has the handling and turning radius of an awful minivan with none of the space or comfort of a minivan.

    Also, I couldn't remember the name of the PT Cruiser, so I googled "Chrysler Ugly Car" and it was the first thing that came up.

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  • PT Cruiser is the way to go.
  • You know who drives a PT Crusier? Paul McCartney's one legged ex wife. 
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  • "I'm here to test drive a Chrysler Ugly Car.  Do you have a blue one?"
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • My co-worker that says weird things and is convinced that the Chargers kicker threw a playoff game because he felt the Chargers didn't deserve to go to the Super Bowl drives a PT Cruiser. It is a chick car!

    I'd like you to go into a dealership with a hidden camera and request to drive the Chrysler Ugly Car.

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  • I think a Model T Ford could be kind of dashing.
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  • do you do what I do and yell "PRECIOUS CARGO!  I AM PRECIOUS CARGO, DAMMIT"?

    and a Rabbit?  sweet.  That's what Jacob was rebuilding.  Tell him that I approve of his New Moon inspired purchase.

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  • Nothing is uglier than those cube cars, but I am nto sure about their handling.

    I am a very aggressive driver. I could be an aggressive driver in any car. Poor handling would just make it less safe.

  • image wingedbride:

    I am a very aggressive driver. I could be an aggressive driver in any car. Poor handling would just make it less safe.

    I did not notice this when I drove with you at FL.

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  • Another fug option for worst handling car:

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    I also enjoy that the rear windows have been covered, allowing for even worse visibilty.

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  • image HappyTummy613:
    image wingedbride:

    I am a very aggressive driver. I could be an aggressive driver in any car. Poor handling would just make it less safe.

    I did not notice this when I drove with you at FL.

    Well I was a bit nauseous which affected that. Plus, i can drive less aggressively when I am responsible for others, but I prefer not to. I don't think I am careless, just aggressive.

  • I have several VW buses which would fit the bill.
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