Mr. Spiderman just got a call from the car repair shop -- there's a very good chance they're just going to total it. When discussing this possibility a couple nights ago, he said something about wanting to get a VW Rabbit. I side-eyed him and asked when he turned into a 16 year old girl. (He currently drives a Dodge Neon, which I also informed him is a girl car.) So this sucks, but I'm hoping if it happens I can convince him to get something with terrible handling and acceleration so I no longer fear for my life while riding with him.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton