This might be TMI, look away if you are easily offended or just don't wanna know about my sex life..
MH and I have no problem having sex when I am on my period, but over the weekend I was feeling extra randy (and yes, had my period, of course) so I was all depressed cause I wanted crazy good sex but was not going to achieve that on my period. (see: planned out timing, running to the ladies room to take out tampon, hop in shower, run out of shower, lay towels down on bed, quick hump, back to the shower...), not exactly the kind of lovin' I was hopin' for!
Here comes the kicker & the reason for my post title:
I complain to DH about not wanting to have period sex but wanting to have great,long, super good sex even though I was on my period...& you know what he said?....
He said, "Go sit on the pot", which in response, he got this from me: . When he saw that I was clearly confused, he said "If you sit on the toilet for like an hour, can't you drain it all out and be off your period?"
WHAAAAATTT? NO! Is F'ING RETARDED or WHAT?