So, I was on a cruise last week. On one of the sea days, MH and I laid out by the pool all day. He went back in the room earlier than I did because I wanted to finish my book, and when I walked in the room I found the lights off and him lying in bed alone watching TV and looking SUPER guilty.
I'm thinking I caught him wacking off to porn or something, and I can't figure out this guilty look on his face...until I walk all the way in and see that he is watching Twlight. In the dark. All alone.