Based on my own observations, I think there should be a remedial class on basic public bathroom etiquette.
Here are a few of the general rules that should be followed at all times:
As soon as you enter the restroom, turn off your #$$% cell phone. If you fail to do so, I will flush the toilet continuously so that the party on the other end of your conversation will know EXACTLY where you are.
To those that feel the need to bring large stacks of paperwork into the bathroom stall, then proceed to WORK ON THEM while sitting on the pot - WTF?!!!
If you and a friend insist on using the 'Bathroom Buddy System', please refrain from discussing your respective boyfriends' faults through the stall walls. The rest of us dont care.
Wash. Your. Hands. PERIOD.
It doesnt matter if you only went into the stall to adjust your bra strap.
Wash your hands before leaving the bathroom.
Unless the bathroom is full, please maintain the 'One Empty Stall Between Customers' rule. And no...unless you are a my child, I will not pass toilet paper to you. Check before you sit down.
DISCLAIMER: This list is obviously meant to be taken a bit 'tongue in cheek' and is intended to poke a little fun at some of the quirks we've witnessed in public bathroom situations. Its Friday! Have some fun with it!