Don't forget to mark your
calendars! As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see any other woman than his wife
naked. He must commit suicide if he
does. So next Saturday at 10 AM Eastern Time, all American women are
asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All patriotic men are
to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are
not Muslims and to demonstrate they think
it is okay to see nude women other than
their wife and to show support for all
American women. Since Islam also does
not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your
anti-terrorist sentiment. The American government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in
God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you will be classified as a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat. Big brother is watching you!
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