Well, Leo went down for a nap so I decided since dh has been holding out on me for ages, I was going to get a shower and shave and do my hair and make-up really nicely, especially since he'll be home early today.
So, I e-mail dh and tell him how I got all pretty for him and added in some e-mail wink-wink's, and you know what he's talking to me now about? Farts! How he's so friggin' gassy today and he's stinking the office. This is what romance is all about ladies. Be jealous!