I bought my husband Dennis Leary's Why We Suck for Christmas, in an effort to get him to understand why I love books. If left to his own devices, he will only read books/authors that are only military-related, so I wanted him to broaden his horizon's a bit too.
He works overnight shift and when he was getting off his supervisor was on her way to bring him his paycheck. He decided to go to the B&N next door and get a coffee. He saw the book on the shelf and goes over to read a chapter while waiting. He was laughing so hard they asked him to leave. I laughed for like 5 minutes straight. Who the heck gets kicked out of a bookstore?