The boards are changing over to a new format this week and the next!
I now have the power to ban everyone who I don't like. mwah ha ha ha! I will take bribes. ;op
But no, really, I can now ban users and delete posts ONLY on boards where I am a moderator, and only if they are clearly spam or outrageously offensive. I solemnly swear not to go rogue mod.
If you want to see what the new format looks like, the local boards have already changed over.
ETA: THEY WILL BE REMOVING THE FB AND TWITTER FEATURES!