My dad is retiring next week and his office is throwing a huge retirement party for him. Easily 100+ people....and they've asked me to say a little something...
Uh....WTF do I say?
I don't work with him, I'm just his kid, you know?
I'm an only child, and my mom refused to speak. She said she spoke at his "last one" as she keeps calling it...but he's never retired before so she's just talking about when he left a job he'd worked at for 20 years to go to a new one, so IMO that doesn't count.
But my mom also has a terrible cough, and she can't complete a sentence without coughing.
But I thought at least one of us should say something.
So to my original point, WTF do I say?
TIA for the help xoxoxoxo