he runs into my room where I'm folding laundry with his pants down and sporting a boner!
LOOK MOMMY! It's GIANT!
> <it's okay honey.. that's normal. There's nothing wrong...
I KNOW It's GREAT! I did it by touching it! But don't worry - I looked around and no one was there - so I know it's okay to touch.
okay - well... uhmm ... go.... watch bubble guppies... or something
3.5 hours till it's socially acceptable to drink!