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oh my god! "Mommy! look! my peepee is growing really long!"

he runs into my room where I'm folding laundry with his pants down and sporting a boner!

LOOK MOMMY! It's GIANT!

> Tongue Tied <it's okay honey.. that's normal. There's nothing wrong...

I KNOW It's GREAT! I did it by touching it! But don't worry - I looked around and no one was there - so I know it's okay to touch.

 

 

 

Indifferent

okay - well... uhmm ... go.... watch bubble guppies... or something

3.5 hours till it's socially acceptable to drink!

 

"Maybe I'd have been better off if I had gone to ivilliage"

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Re: oh my god! "Mommy! look! my peepee is growing really long!"

  • That is HYSTERICAL.  You have your hands full.

    As does he.

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  • omg dude
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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
  • I think it's acceptable to drink now. lol  Oh man.

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    Don't worry, I'm working on it.
    Get it on!
  • Lol, at what age to peepees become 'functional'
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  • image *Ombligo*:

    That is HYSTERICAL.  You have your hands full.

    As does he.

    Crying

    "Maybe I'd have been better off if I had gone to ivilliage"

  • Well at least hes observant? That's all I have got. I want to crawl underneath my desk for you.
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  • i am dying laughing at this because 1. my nephew used to do this all the time and talk about it in very public places and 2. well, its just really funny.
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  • Yeah. It's not just boys who learn the wonders of their crotch. E was sent to her room the other night and stayed there for like 225 minutes, long after we told her she could come out. She told me later it's because she was touching her 'gina. Dude. More information than I require.
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  • image Mofongo:
    Lol, at what age to peepees become 'functional'

    oh god I have no idea.. I know he's been getting boners since like, day fricken 1 practically.. I don't think things start to really 'come together' down there until puberty though.. like wet dreams and stuff. OMG.

    "Maybe I'd have been better off if I had gone to ivilliage"

  • my son told me this once about morning wood.

    something like "I know I have to pee b/c my penis gets REALLY REALLY big.  it's huge"

    simmer down sir!  lol

    your son is cute Aanc.

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  • image stpetegirl:
    Yeah. It's not just boys who learn the wonders of their crotch. E was sent to her room the other night and stayed there for like 225 minutes, long after we told her she could come out. She told me later it's because she was touching her 'gina. Dude. More information than I require.

    jesus mary and garfunkle.

     

    "Maybe I'd have been better off if I had gone to ivilliage"

  • dear god.  that is hilarious.
    kiss it, nest.
  • simmer down sir made me snort out loud!

     

    "Maybe I'd have been better off if I had gone to ivilliage"

  • I am still amazed at how early the penis fascination begins.  Like -- before anything else, really, except maybe holding the head up.

     

    External genitalia be crazy, yo.

  • image Aance:

    image Mofongo:
    Lol, at what age to peepees become 'functional'

    oh god I have no idea.. I know he's been getting boners since like, day fricken 1 practically.. I don't think things start to really 'come together' down there until puberty though.. like wet dreams and stuff. OMG.

    Big Smile Your kid has a lot of personality, i've read some of your other stories! Does he do parties?

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  • LOL. I won't be able to hold it together when either son of mine comes to me shouting that. I was barely able to hold it together when DS #1 was running around naked post-bath then flopped out on DD's ottoman and she started screaming "Get your penis off my ottoman!".

     

  • image stpetegirl:
    Yeah. It's not just boys who learn the wonders of their crotch. E was sent to her room the other night and stayed there for like 225 minutes, long after we told her she could come out. She told me later it's because she was touching her 'gina. Dude. More information than I require.

    LMGO!

    /ded

    Floyd P. Bamker - can't spell
  • Oh boy.

    Well.  Enjoy your drink. lol. 

  • image Aance:

    image stpetegirl:
    Yeah. It's not just boys who learn the wonders of their crotch. E was sent to her room the other night and stayed there for like 225 minutes, long after we told her she could come out. She told me later it's because she was touching her 'gina. Dude. More information than I require.

    jesus mary and garfunkle.

     

     

    Okay. 225 minutes was a typo, she wasn't 'gina touching for 4 hours, omg. 25 minutes was what I was going for. Not that it makes it any better.

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  • I once saw a 3 year old boy with the same ..er... condition... run into the room with tears streaming down his face, distressed because "it" was "broken".  At least yours seems happy about it.
  • image steve&heather:

     "Get your penis off my ottoman!".


     

    HA HA

    HAHAHAHAHAH

    HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

    HA

    AHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHA

    HEE

     

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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
  • image stpetegirl:

     


    Okay. 225 minutes was a typo, she wasn't 'gina touching for 4 hours, omg. 25 minutes was what I was going for. Not that it makes it any better.

    /deder

     

    Floyd P. Bamker - can't spell
  • image stpetegirl:
    Okay. 225 minutes was a typo, she wasn't 'gina touching for 4 hours, omg. 25 minutes was what I was going for. Not that it makes it any better.

    At least she did it in the privacy of her room, we're still working on that with DD. We'll catch her watching tv with her hands down her pants, it's like their hands are magnetically drawn to their crotches LOL. 

  • image steve&heather:

    image stpetegirl:
    Okay. 225 minutes was a typo, she wasn't 'gina touching for 4 hours, omg. 25 minutes was what I was going for. Not that it makes it any better.

    At least she did it in the privacy of her room, we're still working on that with DD. We'll catch her watching tv with her hands down her pants, it's like their hands are magnetically drawn to their crotches LOL. 

     

    Yeah, I'm trying to not give her a complex and tell her it's wrong. I just tell her it's a private thing. So everyone in awhile at bedtime I have to be, "hey where are your hands?!" The brightside is that she doen't put up a fight when I say goodnight those times.

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  • HA.

    i would say its perfectly acceptable to drink now. Drinks

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  • you could try what the mom of a kid I babysat for did.  Tell him, "It's going to shrivel up and fall off if you keep touching it!"  That's the way to encourage a healthy relationship.
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  • image Mofongo:
    Lol, at what age to peepees become 'functional'

    P's gotten boners often since he was a baby.  Sometimes it would really catch me off guard.  I'd be going to change him, I'd open up his diaper, and it would be poking up, looking me square in the eye.

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