As I may have mentioned in previous years, we do a very elaborate (to say the very least), Secret Santa gift exchange every year at work. We do presentations, songs, skits, dances, costumes, you name it. My person this year is a good friend and was just married last month, so I decided to do a "Newlywed survival kit" from her younger, but wiser married coworker. :-) I'm trying to gather a bunch of funny stuff and then wrap each one individually with notes on each that she will read aloud.
I googled and came up with a few on my own, but I'm looking for more ideas. Most of the stuff I found when googling is super cheesetastic. The funnier (or raunchier) the better. Here's what I have so far:
champagne - to toast to her new marriage
pregnancy test - may need it after the bottle of champagne
earplugs - to drown out husband's snoring or for husband to drown out wife's chatting (will be funny to the group because she's a chatter)
magic 8 ball - to solve a disagreement
white flag - to surrender during an argument (I think my DH and I need this)
Anything else that could be really funny?