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Cute Email

I got this today and though it was pretty funny and since the board has been so slow, hopefully it will give you a little laugh.

Truths For Mature Humans
 
 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
 
 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
 
 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
 
 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
 
 5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
 
 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
 
 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
 
 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
 
 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
 
 10. Bad decisions make good stories.
 
 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
 
 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
 
 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
 
 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
 
 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
 
 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
 
 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
 
 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
 
 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
 
 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
 
 22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
 
 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.  That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


Quit Laughing.

Re: Cute Email

  • Sorry for the hugeness! 
  • Love it! Every bit of that is true! And why DID we need to learn cursive? I don't even sign my name in it...
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  • LOL! This is a good one!
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  • Love it!!!!  I'm at # 11 right now....
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  • I've seen this email before and I'm still cracking up. 
  • Along the lines of #1... Before DH, I had a friend who was responsible for "cleaning out" my nightstand if something happened to me.  So my mom didn't find anything embarassing.  On the flip, I was supposed to "take care" of a box in her closet.  I should probably ask if that is still my responsibility... 
  • Lol, these were awesome but yet so true
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  • image caymans_christy:
    Along the lines of #1... Before DH, I had a friend who was responsible for "cleaning out" my nightstand if something happened to me.  So my mom didn't find anything embarassing.  On the flip, I was supposed to "take care" of a box in her closet.  I should probably ask if that is still my responsibility... 

    LOL that email is too funny. And on your note, Christy, I really need to assign someone to burn the box under my bed in case both DH and I die and my mom is in charge of cleaning out our house.

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