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PSA: It is not illegal to jerk off in your car.

I was driving home from lunch with Bif.  I was at a stop light at an intersection.  I looked over and acknowledged that there was a car next to me and just kind of glanced at the driver.  I looked back over a few seconds later, and he was arching his back so that his waist was above the door and visible through the window and jerking off.  Lovely...

I called my husband, and he told me to call the police.  I called the police - that's not illegal.  Just in case you want to get your personal groove on in the car - no worries, you can!

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Re: PSA: It is not illegal to jerk off in your car.

  • oh my! i bet road head is legal than too.

  • I beg to differ. Public exposure is illegal. If you can be seen from a public location, that counts. You should have gotten the name & badge # of the person you talked to.

    I'm sorry that you're so hot that people spontaneously jerk off to you. That must be both a blessing & a curse ;)

  • image KatieBride06:

    oh my! i bet road head is legal than too.

    Thank goodness! Stick out tongue

    Seriously though... it would have made me very uncomfortable to see some dude jerking off in his vehicle next to me. Ew. Sorry you had to be privy to that, Speed. :(.

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  • image Mrs.MissyKay:
    oh so gross! It's not considered indecent exposure or something?

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    Yea! That is what I was thinking.?

  • image laudanum1:

    I beg to differ. Public exposure is illegal. If you can be seen from a public location, that counts. You should have gotten the name & badge # of the person you talked to.

    I'm sorry that you're so hot that people spontaneously jerk off to you. That must be both a blessing & a curse ;)

    She said that because he was in his car, it wasn't illegal.  We're running it through one of the attorney's at Bif's firm.

    And Laud... You have no idea...

  • Good to know, in case I get horny...:)
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  • So you mean when I'm dancing naked in front of my living room picture window at night, I'm not breaking the law because I'm on/in private property? Damn, I thought I was being a rebel! Now I'm not as cool as I thought I was Crying
  • image Mrs.MissyKay:
    oh so gross! It's not considered indecent exposure or something?

    That's what I thought???  She said if he were on the side of the road and exposed himself - then yes.  But because he was in his car, no.  It doesn't really matter, I didn't get his license plate.  And I sure as HELL couldn't describe his face.  His penis, yes, his face, not so much.

    Ben was in the car too, so it's a little more than just showing me his man meat.

  • image laudanum1:
    So you mean when I'm dancing naked in front of my living room picture window at night, I'm not breaking the law because I'm on/in private property? Damn, I thought I was being a rebel! Now I'm not as cool as I thought I was Crying

    Pretty much... 

  • Cool!  Now if only I had a penis.....

    Stick out tongue

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  • We have an entry in our honeymoon journal entitled "Shaking hands with Mr. Doodle" in honor of getting a good glimpse of a truck driver taking care of business while on his route.

  • image terpbrideinnc:

    ?"Shaking hands with Mr. Doodle"?

    Hahaha.. That is so funny!?

  • Where would he ***?  Out the window or in an empty soda bottle or something?  That just doesn't make sense.  Unless he likes to just let it go on the floor.
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  • image AutumnBride929:
    Where would he ***?  Out the window or in an empty soda bottle or something?  That just doesn't make sense.  Unless he likes to just let it go on the floor.

    Unless this is normal for him and he keeps a towel on the passenger seat. Indifferent

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  • a) THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT because exposure is illegal so private property or not its still exposure. You can be arrested for exposure in your own yard and he was on a public street, from everything I've heard before.

    b) Road head wouldn't be legal just because of that because in NC oral sex is illegal period..even in your own house (atleast I think its NC that still says that..maybe VA) correct me if I'm wrong.

    SPEED you are so smokin' HAWT and unfortunatley got a lazy SOB policeofficer......this is what our Taxes pay for. Aren't you happy now?

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  • Oral sex is still illegal here...as is bathing your donkey in your house and parading your horse through town on Sundays. 
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  • image AutumnBride929:
    Where would he ***?  Out the window or in an empty soda bottle or something?  That just doesn't make sense.  Unless he likes to just let it go on the floor.

    I'm thinking this was the least of his worries.

  • I've heard that oral sex illegal before, but I have never understood why?

    Someone please explain?

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  • Gawd, you mean I have to bring my donkey OUTSIDE to bath it?
  • image Lawren:

    I've heard that oral sex illegal before, but I have never understood why?

    Someone please explain?

    Oral Sex is considered Sodomy and I believe it's because we're in the bible belt that it's illegal.  It's an abomination or something.

  • C'mon ladies. If we're going to talk oral sex, can we at least make us of the handy emoticon they've made us for it: Stick out tongue
  • image MrsLee04:
    Oral sex is still illegal here...as is bathing your donkey in your house and parading your horse through town on Sundays. 

    I've done 2 of those things!  But I won't say which ones Wink

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  • image terpbrideinnc:
    Gawd, you mean I have to bring my donkey OUTSIDE to bath it?

    Yes, Terp. No one wants to see your donkey's balls.

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  • image murph04:

    Yes, Terp. No one wants to see your donkey's balls.

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    I wonder if they make boxers for donkeys?

  • image SpeedGlenn:
    image murph04:

    Yes, Terp. No one wants to see your donkey's balls.

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    I wonder if they make boxers for donkeys?

    It seems they do. Terp, go quick like and get your a** a pair.

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  • LMAO!! Was that another work of your artistic genius, or did you actually find a picture that looked like that already??

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